First of all, I was being facetious in my footer when I said I ate the cookies. There definitely are some.

I built my website on the Webflow platform and, as far as I know, without using cookies it wouldn’t work properly. They are necessary. They are not spying on you. (But they might be spying on me.)

In addition, I’ve linked Google Analytics up to my site to allow me to see how many people visit my little corner of t’internet, and from which part of the planet they’re browsing my pages. In other words, I can see how good/crap my SEO skills are.

Google Analytics also needs to use cookies to work. It doesn’t collect any of your personally identifiable data. So they say, but who the hell knows if that’s true?

My site uses HTTPS/SSL security - cheers Webflow for making me more legit!

Currently, my site has links which enable you to email me. Obviously, if you email me, I will then have your name and email address.

You have my promise as a former Brownie that I won’t spam you or sell or share your name and email address, because… well, why would I want to ruin my reputation by so doing?

I, dear imaginary reader, am a woman of integrity.

In future, I might have an emailing list on Mailchimp and a little merch store. When that time comes, I’ll update this privacy policy with all the rest of the GDPR shenanigans that goes along with that.

Suffice it to say, you’ll be able to unsubscribe and remove yourself from my Sharp Words shizzle whenever you want. My website bears no resemblance to Royston Vasey.